Our kids are all drug addicts, Our businessmen are crooks
Our pollies are a bunch of clowns who couldn't raffle chooks.
But that is our tradition, we're rugged and we're tough
And because we live in paradise, we couldn't give a stuff
When first we came from England, we stole it from the blacks
And now we won't apologise in case they want it back
But we have a great vision, A great Australian dream
For every bloke a barbie, two cars and a footie team.
A fenced off yard with dogs in, or else a harbour view;
A school to put the sprogs in and after, a dole queue.
And how I love the mateship, it's what Australia's all about
No it's not corruption, we just help each other out.
For we're battlers and we're bludgers, we'll fight for a fair go
We're drinkers and we're drivers and we always will be so.
And pity help the b*stard who runs this country down
For like the tallest poppy they'll soon be brought to ground.
So forget your constitution, forget your plebiscite;
Don't fret about the future, we are Aussies - she'll be right!!!!